A woman has been scammed of £200k over
56 years after routinely responding to spam letters with up to £100 a time with
the hope of securing a car or cash prize that she’d been promised to have won; GOOD! Stupid people shouldn’t have
money, I am more disillusioned by the fact this stupid cunt managed to procure
the £200’000 pound that she wasted. And
judging by her photo she didn’t compromise her food budget. How do we live in a
world were stupid people can be rich? He
says while watching match of the day.
Nick Clegg is comparing the plans to
only offer benefits for the first 2 children, to a communist rule. Is it communism if you don’t hand
people free money for being irresponsible?
Your logic is lost on me Cleggles! If you can’t afford to dress or feed your
own offspring please don’t have children until you can. Benefits should be
reserved to support families who could afford to provide for their children’s
needs when they made the decision but have had their circumstances changed (Job
loss, divorce, death) not for unemployed fuckwits to pump out frogspawn to pay
for their scratch-cards.
A man has been driving around
Philadelphia with no trousers on, masturbating with slices of cheese… does this even need a punch line?
Something about him being crackers? A pun about Wheels of cheese? A
“Philadelphia man spreads his legs” style headline? Are these jokes grating on
you yet?
Fuck it
you’re already doubting the legitimacy of this story so here’s a photo of the
mature gentleman churning himself…
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| "say cheese..." |
Sylvester Stallone is angry that
people only see him as a meat head; however this common observation may in fact be based on
the high meat consistency of his head.
The French Prime minister’s wife has
been admitted to hospital with depression; WHAT? She’s French and married to a politician, what has she possibly got to be
depressed about!
The guy sat next to me on the train
will be admitted to hospital with 3rd degree Geordie fury If he doesn’t turn the keypad beeps
off on his phone while he’s texting. Seriously dude, if you’re reading this
over my shoulder the next few beeps better be you going into your settings and
shutting that shit down otherwise you’re going to be front page of tomorrows
newspapers and I’ll be writing a news for dummies quip about it from prison!
Kids TV show Teletubies is to be shown
in North-Korea; The
BBC say it is a good way to develop the understanding of the outside world in a
closed society. As if the North-Korean people aren’t brainwashed enough without
being led to believe Tinky Rinky, Ra Ra
and the rest of the terrytubbies are a representation of the western
civilization..
Dr’s have said laughter can be
perilous; inducing
heart attacks, asthma attacks and dislocated jaws. So if you didn’t enjoy this
blog, you’re welcome. To the rest of you wheezy, slack jaw motherfuckers; use
the arm that doesn’t have pins and needles to put in a MRS Browns Boys DVD before the fire in your chest gets any hotter. Hopefully
that will put you back to full health.
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