UKIP Councillor David
Silvester claims the recent storms and floods are gods work due to the
legalisation of Gay marriage; oh is that right David? Well would you like
to explain to me why I’m looking at a clear sky on a mild day in the wake of a
horrific tragedy where a toddler was murdered? It sounds to me like your god is a fucking cunt.
The bible doesn't even say to stop gay marriage, it says gay people should be killed (Leviticus 20:13) So David, unless you are willing to do that then stop using the bible to justify your discrimination because you aren't even following it.
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Mohammad Al Fayed is
going to give Scotland an 8ft Statue of Liberty if they gain independence; just
for anyone who want’s to know what the green lady would look like with a
traffic cone on her head.
Fife has already been embracing the Manhattan look for years
by replicating ground zero in many of their estates.
Denis Rodman has
checked into rehab for alcohol addiction after having a controversial rant on
TV in North Korea; now I’ve done some crazy shit while I’ve been drunk but
never have I woke up in a communist country having befriended its evil dictator
and spouted support of his regime to millions, now that’s what I call a
session. LAD!
Corrie’s Kevin
Webster (Michael Le Velle) is returning to The Street after being cleared of
charges for sexually assaulting a girl. The on screen mechanic says he
can’t wait to get his hands dirty again under a 9 year old Beatle’s bonnet.
Prices of Take Away
meals are set to shoot up after floods devastated rice crops; but that’s
all part of gods divine plan remember, when you’re sat there eating Pizza
instead of a Curry, that is all because society allows gay people to openly
love each other…. He really showed us this time with his mysterious ways.
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