The wife of
billionaire Chelsea owner Roman Abromovich has been called racist after posing
for a photo-shoot sitting on a chair shaped like a naked black
woman; At first I agreed with the
media propaganda but I’ve discovered the chair is based on a 60’s original of a
white woman, that has existed for 54 years without anyone claiming it was
racist…. White is a race right? Is white a race?? Wouldn’t it be racist if we
didn’t offer the chair in all colours without discrimination? If anything it’s
sexist that there isn’t a male one, but since her husband is a Chairman I’ll
let her off.
The cousin of
pop-star Adele has emerged on TV karaoke show “The Voice” she said she has
Adele’s genes, unless she said she has Adele’s jeans, in which case she should
go on Britain’s Got Talent and catch cream pies in her waist band instead of
singing.
Microsoft boss Bill
Gates reckons there will be no poor countries by 2035; which must be
worrying for him because the minute people have money they waste it on apple
products.
Campaigners are
campaigning (it’s what they do) to ban a Doll that refuses to eat, as it sends
children the wrong message and promotes anorexia; When I was a boy I had
He-Man dolls, we called them “figurines” because it was gay for boys to have dolls
(and we disapproved of that in the 80’s apparently) however these “dolls” were
homo-erotic, muscle-bound men wearing nothing but underpants, these dolls had a lever on their back so you could punch
other muscular handsome dolls in the face (It was a very confusing message we
were receiving) And I didn’t grow up
messed up! Right!?
If your child grows up anorexic because of a doll, congratulations you're a terrible parent. You failed to teach them the difference between the real world and the plastic one.
If your child grows up anorexic because of a doll, congratulations you're a terrible parent. You failed to teach them the difference between the real world and the plastic one.
Students at Newcastle
University will get lessons in the Geordie dialect before they start their
study; but ah divvent
knaa if the need te dee this cos wor accent is nee bother te get ya heed rund.
Reet?
Click here for a Geordie translator and have fun for hours (minutes)
£6000 worth
of Viagra has been stolen from an MoD site; Police are
currently searching for hardened criminals
A 17 year
old lad has been arrested for shooting primary school children with a BB gun…
I really, really, really, like REALY…. Shouldn’t find this funny. I’m off to
have a word with myself.
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