|How can we pass a test when we don't listen to you???|
Immigrants using marriage to get into the country will face tough tests about "Each other" before being granted citizenship to prove the marriage isn't just a sham ploy to get a Visa; I can only imagine the test result papers:
1) the middle of April Nineteen Seventy-something
2) Cheese I think...wait it might be motorsport
3) Off memory I'd say her left boob is the biggest, depends which way you're coming in from
4) 5 brothers, 3 sisters... the retard is adopted I think
5) Since we met? I'd say she's put on about 3 stone!!
The rest of the questions are a decoy they only need the answer to question 5 to prove the wedding is legitimate!!
Squatters rights are finally being lifted; This is great news can we now get Cameron out of number 10??
A cabbie in
Sharon Osbourne’s stolen £200'000 ring turned up on TV's crimewatch; It's a stroke of luck that she watched that show, but as she stated; It's the only way she gets to see her kids.
Transformers are set to be the number one must have children’s toy this Christmas; However I'm a bit dubious about buying my nephew a petrol generator!
Britain’s top Spy's are quitting over budget cuts to take higher paid jobs at google; it will be a similar line of work just instead of searching for terrorists from Islamic groups in Pakistan they'll be searching for nipple slips from Lady Gaga in pornhub.
A British man was caught in South African customs smuggling cocaine from
Some schools have banned kids from using suntan-lotion; Proof that in 2011 ginger kids are still being victimized!
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