Lady Gaga admitted to having a three in a bed romp but refused to divulge the sexes of her fellow bedmates or herself. If it was 2 men I’m assuming one would have to poker face.
A 19yr old lad on holiday in Magaluf survived a 90 foot fall from a 7th floor balcony by landing on a sun lounger; The staff quickly hurried over to where he lay injured to charge him 3 euro’s for use of the lounger.
A homeless Labrador found malnourished in an abandoned pub has went on to be a top Police dog. Whereas the Andrex Puppy is now a heroin addict and has caught ringworm off a dirty bitch. It’s not all about the start you get in life.
Britney Spears and Rhianna share a kiss half naked at the US Billboard Awards. 2 minutes…….
……O.K. I’m back.
I watched Tango and Cash last night and when Kurt Russel sneaks out of the strip club in womans clothes it begged the question. Why was there a pair of size 10 High Heels in the dressing room??
I was worried about the ash cloud because I’m supposed to be on a plane this time tomorrow. But I don’t think the eruption will stop me taking quarter of an inch off my bathroom door.
Traffic Jams send men’s stress levels seven times higher than women’s; This is largely because most of those women aren’t stuck in the car for hours with their wife!
A Fearsom Leech with huge teeth has made the top 10 new species list. This leech was found in Peru and has been named: “Camilus-Parkus-Bowlsus”
.....Thanks for reading mo'fo's. Take it easy!!