Alan Titchmarch has said gardening turns him on and keeps his sex life going, as he grew his own vegetable and tossed it over a leafy salad. When questioned about the killer Cucumbers he said “I don’t support terrorism but it makes me horny!”
Traffic Wardens strike after receiving pay cuts refusing to cross the double yellow picket lines, I mean they would hate anyone to think they are scabs.
Germany is set to close their Nuclear reactors after the Fukushima disaster in Japan; Claiming they have not felt this much threat since the last time Japan suffered nuclear fallout 66 years ago.
You will be issued with an on the spot £80 fine if you swear in Barnsley; this must be a way to supplement traffic wardens pay, sort of a commission for every ticket they hand out.
A man is being quizzed over a fire which broke out in Tantons hotel in Devon; Quite an odd specialist subject to request on Mastermind but each to their own.
Naomi Campbell is considering taking legal action against Cadbury after claiming a 'racist' advertisement compares her to a chocolate bar; What? She seems like a good idea at the time but leaves you feeling guilty with a migraine?? You don’t fancy her all to yourself but would happily share her with your mate?? She make your dog throw up??Keep fighting the good fight brothers and sister!!